the real thruth about bigfoot
now listen up. i know there has been alot of talk about this bigfoot story. today they have revealed that this was all a big hoax. here is the real story.
i knew it wasnt bigfoot as soon as i saw the picture. the picture wasnt blurry, thats how i knew it was fake. bigfoot is blurry. havent you all seen the videos and pictures on the history channel. well here is what happened. those guys found the bigfoot body and tried to hide it. they put it into a freezer for safe keeping. that night they called all of their friends in the bigfoot business and invited them over for a look. when they came out the next morning to check on the bigfoot they noticed the freezer was unlocked. what happened was bigfoot wasnt dead. he was just in a deep sleep. he woke up and busted out. meanwhile, the guys stuffed a gorilla costume in the freezer to go along with the gag. the fake bigfoot was now in a freezer posing for pictures while scientists were preparing an autopsy. the real bigfoot was trying to figure out where he was and was roaming around thru the neighborhood. after our show in georgia we decided to go out for ice cream. as we were driving we saw the blurry bigfoot. we knew it was the real bigfoot because he was blurry. we stopped and picked him up and gave him a ride. as we were taking him back to the wilderness he started getting cranky. he wanted us to comb his hair and give him food and even paint his toenails. he was acting like a real diva. so we pulled over and told him to get out. when he finally got out of the truck i hit the gas. as i did this i accidentally ran over his foot. it was a big foot. a really big foot. we felt bad so we picked up bigfoot with his broken big foot and took him with us. after eating ice cream we made a call. i called my uncle sammy for advice. he said he would "take care of it". 15 minutes later a black van pulled up and took bigfoot away from us. we were sad because we had started to become friends. they took him to an undisclosed location(area 51). i have an insider who told me that he is being taken care of. they are also doing rehab on a unicorn and 2 aliens. i know a mechanic there who is working on repairing a u.f.o. i am confident that things are gonna be fine. he is in good hands.
so to wrap this all up. those guys from georgia really are a bunch of idiots. why would they put bigfoot in a freezer. they should have known that he would wake up cold and take off. we all know how much bigfoot hates the cold.
i knew it wasnt bigfoot as soon as i saw the picture. the picture wasnt blurry, thats how i knew it was fake. bigfoot is blurry. havent you all seen the videos and pictures on the history channel. well here is what happened. those guys found the bigfoot body and tried to hide it. they put it into a freezer for safe keeping. that night they called all of their friends in the bigfoot business and invited them over for a look. when they came out the next morning to check on the bigfoot they noticed the freezer was unlocked. what happened was bigfoot wasnt dead. he was just in a deep sleep. he woke up and busted out. meanwhile, the guys stuffed a gorilla costume in the freezer to go along with the gag. the fake bigfoot was now in a freezer posing for pictures while scientists were preparing an autopsy. the real bigfoot was trying to figure out where he was and was roaming around thru the neighborhood. after our show in georgia we decided to go out for ice cream. as we were driving we saw the blurry bigfoot. we knew it was the real bigfoot because he was blurry. we stopped and picked him up and gave him a ride. as we were taking him back to the wilderness he started getting cranky. he wanted us to comb his hair and give him food and even paint his toenails. he was acting like a real diva. so we pulled over and told him to get out. when he finally got out of the truck i hit the gas. as i did this i accidentally ran over his foot. it was a big foot. a really big foot. we felt bad so we picked up bigfoot with his broken big foot and took him with us. after eating ice cream we made a call. i called my uncle sammy for advice. he said he would "take care of it". 15 minutes later a black van pulled up and took bigfoot away from us. we were sad because we had started to become friends. they took him to an undisclosed location(area 51). i have an insider who told me that he is being taken care of. they are also doing rehab on a unicorn and 2 aliens. i know a mechanic there who is working on repairing a u.f.o. i am confident that things are gonna be fine. he is in good hands.
so to wrap this all up. those guys from georgia really are a bunch of idiots. why would they put bigfoot in a freezer. they should have known that he would wake up cold and take off. we all know how much bigfoot hates the cold.
posted by Life with Brock Gill at 10:29 PM
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